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thejollymeangiant:

i wish i wish with all my heart

internet friends not from a land apart

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(Source: whoisjohnocallaghan)

corywho:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i just spit my food onto my keyboard

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

at what age do i just magically turn hot

(Source: vanitytides)

bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.